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[magusdeflowers]

[ Well here's the thing. You're really not supposed to be inside this tower. That's really fucking weird!! But you woke up here, so, I guess now you're gonna have to deal with an eternity in solitude and flowers and shit.

Except there's this other fucking fluffy rainbow dude there too, staring blankly up at the window. Though it's barely a second before he glances over at you. ]

-- Oh! Hello there.




[ alternatively ??? pick something else. maybe we're hanging around chaldea, that could be a thing. or maybe it's old-ass britain and you're a cute chick he's trying to put the moves on. so many possibilities. ]

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[unwieldyfate]

[what the hell is this place and what am I doing here? AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???]

—Merlin?!

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[magusdeflowers]

[ ACTUALLY, YOU GET AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT REACTION. ]

King--

[magusdeflowers]

[ amazing. absolutely amazing.

actually, this was probably a bad thing. but he's really too excited to care. immediately standing and crossing the short distance to her with an expression like a particularly pleased cat. ]

Haha! Fancy meeting you here, after all that.

[unwieldyfate]

[that expression would be annoying if she weren't so used to it.

"after all that" can mean so many things though... but she's not going to ask just yet]

I never expected I would be able to meet you again. [she looks around briefly] But... where are we, presently?

[castrationfist]

Hey, what do you mean, 'only the sinless may pass'?! That's me, innocent and pure as the driven snow!

[.... needless to say, she can't get out.

so now she's just sulking and glaring at Merlin.]

[magusdeflowers]

[ of course he laughs ]

Using this timeless place is the perfect chance to reflect, isn't that right? Among other things.

[castrationfist]

Hmph! The only thing I need to reflect on here is my good wife training, thank you very much! And you're the last person I want to hear any of that kind of comments from.

[twostepsforward]

[no, it's the tower. lifting their hand for a wave]

Hullo. Think I took a wrong turn somewhere.

[magusdeflowers]

[ don't mind him if he stares for a moment. ]

... my. This is new.

[brothersome]

[well...huh. This is new, but okay sure.]

Hello.

[magusdeflowers]

This is a strange place for someone like you to be, isn't it?

[metafaliure]

[ whos THIS blue haired magical nerd!? no one youd know surely ]

I don't suppose you have an explanation for me.

[magusdeflowers]

I don't suppose I do! Very sorry.

[despotic]

There. Do you mean 'here' and then your greeting is quite inadequate.

[magusdeflowers]

"Hello here" doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?

[steelmyself]

[ so here's a...Servant?

no, a guardian.

He lifts his swords. ]

I see. You're the victim this time.

[magusdeflowers]

[ not really rising to the threat, just offering a light laugh. ]

Haha, do you think so? I've got it rough.

[levelheadless]

[already moving his head around at the end of one arm for a good view all around the tower, but freezes when he sees Merlin]

So. Um... What?

[magusdeflowers]

Oh my, a Dullahan.

[ wouldn't that be considered a beast class...?? he's not a heroic spirit, that's for sure. ]

How did you wind up here?

[pillarofsociety]

[he's naked]

Oh, hello. It still feels like the tree, but it looks like a room. Why's that?

[magusdeflowers]

Hm? "The tree"?

[ a pause ]

Yggdrasil, or something like? You're a strange being.

[mayflowered]

[A cute girl in her early 20s! Also a really powerful witch. With a hugely powerful artifact around her neck that you probably last saw with Solomon, but hey, none of the demons are wearing her as a flesh puppet yet]

What the fuck? Who the hell are you?

[magusdeflowers]

[ woah cute

but also, that potty mouth

but aaallllsooooo. that artifact. ]

Oh, my. How did such a lovely lady find her way into a trap like this?

[turnonmycharm]

[lets out a low whistle. at what, it's hard to say]

[magusdeflowers]

[ I mean. It takes him a moment. Do you know how long it's been since he's seen a full-blooded incubus. Or succubus, for that matter. a FUCKIN LONG-ASS TIME. ]

Oh-- goodness. Hello.